Adult bedtime stories for people who fight monsters daily.

Monsters of the Mind Series

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Cartoon illustration with text "Anxiety is an A**hole (Not a Children's Book)" featuring a fuzzy monster with glowing eyes and a smile, set against a colorful swirl background. The desk in front of it has a paper labeled "Intended for mature readers," surrounded by sticky notes, an eraser, and a pen. Artist signature "J Robert P." is visible.

Anxiety is an A**hole

(Book 1)

A darkly funny bedtime story for adults about living with a relentless, jittery little monster you never invited in. “Anxiety” doesn’t aim to defeat the beast—but to name it, understand it, and maybe learn how to sleep beside it.

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Illustrated book cover for "Fitch" featuring a goblin-like creature with large eyes and sharp teeth, above the subtitle "An Adult Bedtime Story About Imposter Syndrome". Includes a notice "Intended for Mature Readers" and author's signature.

Fitch

Fitch is the smug little monster whispering you're a fraud—even when you're crushing it. This darkly humorous adult bedtime story explores Imposter Syndrome through a sharp, surreal lens where the goal isn’t to banish the voice, but to leash it.

(Book 2)

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Tenebrix

Tenebrix is the wraith that waits in the quiet, whispering doubt, coiling in stillness, and never quite letting go.
This illustrated dark fantasy bedtime story explores the weight of depression with haunting visuals, poetic prose, and a steady breath of resistance.

(Book 3)

Coming July 2025

Gorrin

(Book 4)

Coming August 2025

Klench

(Book 5)

Coming September 2025

TBD

(Book 6)